I was asked to show you some of my skills with phallic-shaped objects, says lovely Nixie Night, the girl who puts the voom in va-va-voom. This is her oral dissertation. She holds a long, colorful lollypop in her hand and she’s ready to, “Suck it, touch it, squeeze it.” “I like to start slow and then work my way up to it,” says the XLGirl coed, her bright eyes shining. True girlfriend material. She inserts just the tip in her mouth and pulls it out, then sticks it in again, making sucking and lip smacking sounds. “I use my lips a lot. You can’t see it but the tongue is going too.” Sticking her tongue out to show what usually can’t always be seen, Nixie licks it with different tongue moves. Visualize her sucking your own Johnson. And there’s more ahead as Nixie speaks in tongues. Follow the rainbow that is Nixie.